The Fox today decided to get off his lazy keister and do this. And he did! And even though spell check says that keister isn't a word, that did not deter him from figuring out how to do this! Reports are that everyone is pleased.

The spokesman for the Fox, the Fox, had this to say: "I can't afford my own spokesman." He also had this to day, "I am, err, we are, um, all very pleased with his, I mean, my, well, uh... Geez, talk about wearing two hats."

Of course the Vatican also did not wish to feel left out and the Pope had well wishes for the Fox, expressing his hardiest congratulations for figuring out how to do this. After realizing who the Fox actually is, he said, "What the F@$#?! Who books this $#!$^?"

One old acquaintance of the Fox discovered he can now do this and had this facial expression before the shock set in. Reports that this is actually the Fox's girlfriend has been met with strong denials by the Fox's camp. In fact, the Fox claims that he is still courting this lovely beauty.

Needless to say, the world is celebrating the Fox's accomplishments. He can now do this.

Back to you Jeff...

Oh wait, I forgot, this isn't a broadcast. Never mind, Jeff...

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